28 Ağustos 2014, Perşembe
saat: 22:46
Insightful conversations #754949
S: He has a good job, he's good looking, he has a nice apartment, he works out, of course he is gay!! What else??
S: Get out of the way, car, we need to get back home and sloth out all afternoon.
B: Yeah, seriously, I am all dressed up for that in my sloth t-shirt.
S: #slothitup!
B: Oh, good, we've seen this episode already, which means you won't be obsessively watching it this time!
S: (a few seconds later) What? I didn't hear you, I was watching the show.
S: So I told him, "when I am with you, I feel like I'm in China, because there are too many red flags!"
B: Ugh, my tits are too nice for my life to be like this.
S: Why do all your horoscopes have to be about Dr. B.? I mean, you know other people, you have real friends and family in your life?
S: Oh, I was doing a three-point turn today after I dropped her off, and it made me think of you!
B: Aww, isn't that precious?
B: Yeah, I decided to hang out with her but then I realized it was not what I wanted to do and then I was trapped for the night and the next day and the next evening.
S: God, it's impossible to get away from her!
B: Eww, is that Mike again? How dare he come back here and bring his precious girlfriend with him!
L: I love how you call him "the doctor", like in Doctor Who.
B: Haha, as a rule, all our love interests get nicknames, so, I'm not used to saying his name.
L: What's N's nickname then?
B: Let's stick with "you-know-who" for now, as he's being evil. (Yup, they're mostly HP characters!)
L: Right, what else would be expected of you?
S: Question: Do all Turkish guys one befriends and then one tries to romance turn into Voldemort?
B: That's what I do want to know.
S: Because I just read your blog about you-know-who.
R: Why can't we have warm, cuddly Islamists for once? Do they have to behead everyone all the time?
S: But again, the amount of pain you feel in the morning equals to the amount of fun you had the day before.
B: You know, once I read a theory about Hufflepuff's being the stoner house in Hogwarts. I mean, the name says Huff le Puff. Professor Sprout is the head of their house, and probably grows weed everywhere -including the common room.
R: Totally makes sense if you think about Hufflepuff students. We don't even know any of them, probably because they're all high all the time.
B: We do know Cedric.
R: Cedric who takes an effing egg to the bathroom to crack it open?
B: Yeah, you're right, what was he thinking?
R: Only a dude who was high would do that "Dude..what if I like, listened to this underwater mann?"
S: Oh my god, my phone just autocorrected vodka to Voldemort!
The only thing I am really afraid of is annoying you to the point where you don't talk to me any more and I hope that never happens.
