13 Ekim 2015, Salı
saat: 01:53
The Country Plunges into State of Middle East
Following deadly explosions on the weekend, sources confirmed that Turkey has descended into a state of total Middle East. “Widespread and rampant Middle East swept across the nation over the last 24 hours, leaving hundreds dead and thousands more injured,” said U.S. Ambassador Anne W. Patterson, noting that the all-out Middle East currently happening in the country could potentially destabilize the entire region. “It’s nothing but pure Middle East on the streets right now. And there is a strong possibility that if the international community becomes involved, the Middle East could become even worse.” Patterson added that while the Middle East in Turkey is showing no signs of letting up, the situation has thankfully not yet boiled over into a full-blown Africa.
Fear not, though, while the Middle East will soon run out of area in which violence can spread, there would always be plenty of space left for it to intensify.
