10 Kasım 2015, Salı
saat: 18:02
Random Starbucks red cup thought #1
If Christianity – and Christmas – are threatened by the fact that Starbuck’s is currently using red cups for its coffee, both the religion and the holiday are in a lot of trouble. Wait until an actual crisis – say, a Reformation! – comes!
Random Starbucks red cup thought #2
Since when do snowflakes represent Christmas anyways? Why should Christians have the full authority on snowflakes? Are people in the Southern hemisphere less Christian somehow, because it doesn't snow there during Christmas? Can Latin Americans, *gasp* be less Catholic than their Italian counterparts?
Random Starbucks red cup thought #3
As a hypothetical pastafarian, can I demand the picture of the almighty FSM on pasta bowls please? Otherwise I would get seriously offended.
Happy PSA
If your idea of a human rights violation is being told “happy holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” and receiving your coffee in a red cup at Starbucks, congratulations: you’re the least oppressed person in the world.
/rant over.
